Oh, Monday, how I loathe you. I really have a bad case of the Mondays today. There’s all this stuff I know I need to do. All these projects to work on, books to read, real life stuff to deal with. But I don’t want to. All I want to do is crawl back into bed and wake up when life makes sense.

I can already tell my productivity levels are going to be below normal today. I just feel it in my bones, to use the expression. The sad thing is that I suffer this every Monday.

When did I sign up to be an adult and can I back out of the contract now?